I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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