? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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