so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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