i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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