we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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