I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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