Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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