ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Who died my cat blue again?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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