guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
it glows. i had to have it.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm bleeding and have questions
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