Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize
