i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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