i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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