he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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