I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
it's like iHOP with fire
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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