Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
they're like a gay fantastic four
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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