its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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