Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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