Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
