We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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