The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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