just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Help. Why am I so naked?
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