So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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