at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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