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im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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