Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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