And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
