thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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