nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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