Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
You can't special order awesome
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You are a genius and a whore.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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