I skipped work to stalk him.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Watching her eat just hurts me
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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