So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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