Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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