if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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