I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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