The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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