did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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