Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
