i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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