this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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