Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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