this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize