Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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