after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
