Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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