I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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