New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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