I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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