Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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