I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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