i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
please don't ironically join a cult
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