Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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