Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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