I wannas sexs uuuuu
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Last time i carry you out of a forest
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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