Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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