i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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