Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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